THE HELL THE CRAP JUST {HAPPENED|TOOK PLACE?

I just saw something so insane that my thoughts are officially exploded. {Seriously|Damn it, I'm not even sure what to say. Did I {justhallucinate this? Or is the reality positively losing its marbles? This {whole thing|situation just feels like a bad {dream|nightmare that I can't {wake up from|escape. The heck The Fuck Are You Going on About? L